I Either Need Waterproof Mascara or a Therapist

February 21.2010
in Me Me Me

I suppose it has just been one of those days. Or even just one of those weekends. Because when I think about it, I have cried at least once each of these past three days. I’m not sure what my problem is. But it isn’t very pretty. Maybe it’s some sort of hormonal imbalance. I [...] [...]

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Ivory Won’t Be Calling Me for Casting

June 16.2009
in Uncategorized

You know those commercials for soap where the chick is washing her face and she leans over the sink and splashes water on her face to rinse off the soap? She’s all smiley and carefree. The water blasting the germs off her face in one quick splash. Who the hell does that? Seriously. Because when [...] [...]

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