Pardon Me, But You Seem to Have a Little Pig Stuck in Your Teeth

I hate to break it to you, but not everything is better with bacon.

Now before you flog me with your ham hocks, let me explain.

Bacon + Eggs? Good.
Bacon + Lettuce + Tomato + Mayo? Very good.
Bacon + A1 sauce? Mmm…good.
Bacon + Chocolate? Holy sweet and salty good!

But Bacon flavored dental floss?

I’m not going to actually find out, but my guess would be NOT GOOD.


Who thought this would be a good idea to actually produce? Who is buying this? More importantly, who is using it?

And why is Cracker Barrel selling it in their gift shop?

4 comments to Pardon Me, But You Seem to Have a Little Pig Stuck in Your Teeth

  • Icanhasdiary

    Ha! I just saw that in a Cracker Barrel gift shop on Saturday! It disgusts me so much. I can only imagine how gruesome imitation bacon-flavor on floss would be. Salty? Smoky? BLEHHH.

    I wonder, too, what this says about Cracker Barrel clientele. You can pretty well create a composite of their typical customer from the stuff in that whole gift shop, but for the life of me, I don’t see the middle-aged/older woman in an embroidered sweatshirt, who loves gardening and chocolate, stopping to buy something as ridiculous as bacon dental floss when she could be buying vintage candy, sweet lil’ Jesus-related kitchen items or ‘darling’ little toys for her grandchildren. Unless… these people really DO want to floss with something that tastes of pork. I can’t imagine such a thing, but the world is a very scary, unpredictable place. If these Cracker Barrel lovin’ God-fearing folks are into the bacon floss now as they traverse the country in their extra long deluxe campers, spending their retirement money on crap…I guess it’s their business. And I’d better get out of their way.


  • Isn’t the idea to get food products OUT of your teeth with dental floss? I would think this product would defeat that purpose…


  • that seems like such a tease. i would be pissed if i had the taste of bacon in my mouth due to floss but was actually consuming the glory that is bacon.


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